majesticseducer:

The Sensitive Song - Erich Bergen

This is my new favorite song of all time. Shhh, just listen. It’s fucking hilarious.


feeble-lion-turtle:

when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

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darrynek:

save money by not paying your bills

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coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

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chocolaty:

*tries to sound intimidating* *stutters*

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