condorn:

yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place

(via unpopuler)


deerstalkingdeathfrisbee:

weenierenegades:

CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD

don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility

deerstalkingdeathfrisbee:

weenierenegades:

CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD

don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility

(via pradacoloured)


evangelame:

having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3

(via hotboyproblems)


liquidglue:

when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

image

(via hotboyproblems)



waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED
DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

(via zackisontumblr)


nosdrinker:

lilraisins:

whats a drinking game i can play by myself

alcoholism

(via funkysock)


worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

(via funkysock)


mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

(via that-quiet-kid-in-class)